Archive for the ‘Satire’ Category

I’m Voting Republican!

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

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Relax!  I’m not really voting Republican, lol.  I just wanted to share this humorous and biting piece of sarcasm that demonstrates why none of us should vote Republican.  Enjoy! :)

More Wars. Less Jobs.

Monday, June 16th, 2008

 

What can I say?  I’m on a roll!

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Bush Lite - Small (320×402)

Bush Lite - Large (640×804)

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McCain Gets Coveted Endorsement

Monday, June 16th, 2008

The latest influential group to endorse Senator John McCain?  Nah!  Just more anti-McCain Photoshop goodness.  Enjoy!

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John McCain Fan Club - Small (320×216)

John McCain Fan Club - Large (682×460)

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Green. Like Decay.

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Another anti-McCain sign I made in Photoshop.  As before, you can grab it in multiple sizes.

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Green Like Decay - Small (180×86)

Green Like Decay - Medium (320×153)

Green Like Decay - Large (500×238)

Green Like Decay - Extra Large (640×305)

95% Pure Bush

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

95% Pure Bush - McCain

I thought I would have some fun with Photoshop Elements today and create a little anti-McCain goodness.  I made it in several sizes, so grab the one that best suits your needs.  Feel free to pass it on to as many people as you like!

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Pure Bush - Small (180×86)

Pure Bush - Medium (320×153)

Pure Bush - Large (500×238)

Pure Bush - Extra Large (640×305)

Huckabee on McCain’s Short List?

Monday, May 12th, 2008

 

According to James Pethokoukis, writing for U.S. News & World Report, Mike Huckabee tops John McCain’s short list for Vice President.

At least that’s the word from a top McCain fundraiser and longtime Republican moneyman who has spoken to McCain’s inner circle. The fundraiser is less than thrilled with the idea of Huckabee as the vice presidential nominee, and many economic conservatives—turned off by the populist tone of Huckabee’s campaign and his tax record as governor—are likely to share that marked lack of enthusiasm.

A war-mongering, ass-kissing, sellout to Bush and a bible-thumping wannabe theocrat?  Good luck with that in November!

Source: Huckabee Tops McCain’s Veep List

SNL: A Message from Hillary Clinton

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

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I couldn’t pass this SNL skit up.  Good satire!  And this other gem I found on YouTube isn’t too shabby either!

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I’m John McCain And I Endorse This Message

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

My friends, we all know that I’m the only candidate running who is qualified to be President of the United States of America.  Hillary Clinton has made the case for me herself and saved us the hard, dangerous work of having to trash a popular and inspirational black man by the name of Barack Obama.

"I have a lifetime of experience I will bring to the White House.  I know Senator McCain has a lifetime of experience he will bring to the White House. And Senator Obama has a speech he made in 2002."

"I think it’s imperative that each of us be able to demonstrate we can cross the commander in chief threshold, and I believe that I’ve done that. Certainly Senator McCain has done that. And, and you’ll have to ask Senator Obama with respect to his candidacy."

– Hillary Clinton

My friends, not only has Hillary Clinton done our work for us in respect to Barack Obama, but she’s gone and trashed herself in the process, by suggesting that this inexperienced upstart, this vacuous slick-talker who, by her own words, isn’t qualified to be President should run as her VP, putting him only a heartbeat away from the Oval Office.

My friends, you’ve got to admire a woman who puts her own desires ahead of her party and is willing to poison the well in her kamikaze bid for the nomination.  Yes, we should all take a moment to silently thank the Lord for sending Hillary Clinton to aid us in our time of need.

My friends, with enemies like this, who needs friends?  Just kidding of course, but you know what I mean.  Having Mrs. Clinton do the dirty work for us is enough to make me a devout believer in Sweet Baby Jesus, as Pastor John Hagee can testify.

My friends, with God’s help and Hillary’s hard work on our behalf, we’ll take the White House in November!

Clinton Does McCain’s Bidding

How Clinton camp justifies Obama VP but not CinC