Who Would Jesus Assassinate?
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Mike Huckabee, speaking at the NRA convention in Louisville, Kentucky today, made an impromptu joke about someone pointing a gun at Barack Obama and him hitting the floor. Way to go preacher! Like the Good Book says, "Who would Jesus assassinate?"
Well, what can we expect from a hick Baptist preacher? By the way, Mike - who the fuck wouldn’t hit the ground if somebody aimed a gun at them? Not Jesus freaks like you, right? After all, to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord! Right??
Don’t worry, preacher - I’m sure that joke will slay at the next cross lighting.