I’m John McCain And I Endorse This Message
My friends, we all know that I’m the only candidate running who is qualified to be President of the United States of America. Hillary Clinton has made the case for me herself and saved us the hard, dangerous work of having to trash a popular and inspirational black man by the name of Barack Obama.
"I have a lifetime of experience I will bring to the White House. I know Senator McCain has a lifetime of experience he will bring to the White House. And Senator Obama has a speech he made in 2002."
"I think it’s imperative that each of us be able to demonstrate we can cross the commander in chief threshold, and I believe that I’ve done that. Certainly Senator McCain has done that. And, and you’ll have to ask Senator Obama with respect to his candidacy."
– Hillary Clinton
My friends, not only has Hillary Clinton done our work for us in respect to Barack Obama, but she’s gone and trashed herself in the process, by suggesting that this inexperienced upstart, this vacuous slick-talker who, by her own words, isn’t qualified to be President should run as her VP, putting him only a heartbeat away from the Oval Office.
My friends, you’ve got to admire a woman who puts her own desires ahead of her party and is willing to poison the well in her kamikaze bid for the nomination. Yes, we should all take a moment to silently thank the Lord for sending Hillary Clinton to aid us in our time of need.
My friends, with enemies like this, who needs friends? Just kidding of course, but you know what I mean. Having Mrs. Clinton do the dirty work for us is enough to make me a devout believer in Sweet Baby Jesus, as Pastor John Hagee can testify.
My friends, with God’s help and Hillary’s hard work on our behalf, we’ll take the White House in November!